🚨💀 BREAKING NEWS: OpenAI’s CEO of Applications, Fidji Simo, is *literally* auditioning for the next big role in the “Monetization of ChatGPT” 🤑: The Musical! 🎭✨ 🌍🤖 Yup, you heard that right, fam! The vibes are chaotic, and we’re about to have ads popping up in your AI chats like bad Tinder dates! 🚀💔 Of course, this is *totally* fine. Just like that dog surrounded by flames! 🔥🐶🏃‍♂️ Fidji is looking for a money maestro who can turn those wholesome chats into💰STONKS💰! Imagine asking ChatGPT for help and getting hit with a "This message is sponsored by your mom's pasta recipe!"😂🤣 And here’s a *leaked* convo I "overheard" between Fidji and a wannabe monetization wizard: 👤 Fidji: “Can you make ads go viral?” 👤 Candidate: “No cap, I can make them trend like Elon’s tweets!” 👤 Fidji: “You’re hired. Now put ads in my code like it’s a mid-2000s reality show!” 💀 So, brace yourselves, ChatGPT users! Ads are coming to a screen near you, and we’ll all regret it like that one time we tried pineapple on pizza! 🍕🤢 🔥 HOT TAKE: In 2025, you’ll be able to pay for “ad-free” ChatGPT with a monthly subscription that costs more than your Netflix + Disney+ combo! Good luck with that, fam! 💸🤣 Keep your memes dank and your ads stank!