🎉🛑 HOLD UP, SHUT THE FRONT DOOR! Nothing is about to drop its EAR-3, aka the earbuds that scream “I’m trying too hard to be trendy!” 🤡🚀 I mean, they’re literally calling them *Nothing* 🤔. Is this tech or a bad joke from a dad at a BBQ? Listen, Nothing’s gonna launch this beauty “soon,” which basically means “we’re still debating if air is a viable sound medium.” 😵💥 But hey, the real question is: are these earbuds gonna help you hear your friends' bad choices, or are they just a glorified way to ignore reality? This is fine. 🔥💀 🤖💬 Sneaky leaked quote from a developer at Nothing: “We worked really hard to make them just like the last ones, but, like, with a little more nothing.” 😭💅 #Absurd Let’s be real: you’re just gonna wear them for 2 minutes before you lose one—because that’s what people do with expensive earplugs 😭💰. Final prediction? Ear (3) will fade away faster than your last TikTok trend. Stonks? More like stoinks. 🤷‍♂️🔥 This is a hard pass – but don’t let me stop your cringe addiction. 👀💔