🚀💔🔒 BREAKING NEWS: NASA is telling its OG artifact lovers 🚫🛸 that the Columbia memorial is going the way of MySpace! *cue the CRINGE* 🤦‍♂️☠️ “Nah fam, this is fine," said absolutely NO ONE! 💀🔥 🤡 After the tragic loss of STS-107 back in 2003, NASA thought, “Let’s keep it real for our peeps and remind them of SPACE ISSUES,” so they opened the Columbia Research and Preservation Office like it was the last slice of pizza at a party. 🍕 But now? They’re slamming the door and saying, “NO MORE FREE TOURS!” No cap, it’s like they’re pretending the whole thing never happened, like that one friend who ghosted after a group project. Ghosted even harder than Windows 10 updates! 👻💔 🙄 “I guess we’ll just use Google Images for our history lessons now” said a "leaked" NASA employee while scrolling TikTok at work. 🌌 Should we change the name to "NASA: Seethe Edition" since they don’t want us to remember their golddigger mistake? 🤷‍♂️ 🔮 HOT TAKE: In 10 years, they'll animate Columbia on TikTok dancing to trending sounds as their apology! 💀🚀 #MemesInSpace #NASANoThanks