🚨🚨BREAKING NEWS that will make you say “WTF” out loud in your Zoom meeting!🚨🚨 Meta’s head honcho of AI products, Nat “Too Many Meetings” Friedman, just dropped a bombshell! 💣💣 In an epic corporate crossover, Vishal Shah—previously the king of the metaverse jungle 🌌🐒—is stepping into the AI ring to lead product management! 🎉🔥 So, what does this mean? 🤔 Well, folks, it looks like the metaverse is officially going *FULL* AI! 🤖💸 Remember the good old days when they were throwing cash at virtual reality like it was a TikTok dance challenge? Yeah, that’s OVER! No more “woah, look at my virtual shoes!” now we’re trying to outsmart OpenAI’s Sora like it’s a video game boss! 🎮👾 But let’s be real here—can we trust Meta to make anything that doesn’t make us cringe harder than a dad dance at a wedding? 🤢😬 “We’re building the future,” said one imaginary Meta dev in a leaked chat. “I hope I can come up with something that doesn’t make users feel like they’re living in *this is fine* meme!” 😂🔥 So here’s my hot take: get ready for a reality where your AI butler teaches you how to “visit” the metaverse while holding your hand! ☕🌐💀 MARK MY WORDS: **BY 2025, META WILL SELL YOU VIRTUAL PHONES TO CALL YOUR VIRTUAL BUDDIES IN THE METAVERSE.** No cap! 😤💥💀💰 Time to invest in $metaMetaverseAIStonks.🚀📈