🚨🍏🥴 BREAKING: Rumor Replay is BACK, and the Apple Tea is HOT!! 🔥💧 So, listen up folks! 🥤 Apparently, the M5 chip is about to drop like it's hot 🎤💣, and we’re all here for it! Because who needs good sleep when we can obsessively await the new M5-powered gadgets? 🤡💤 Time to spend your rent money on the latest Apple product instead of paying that landlord, amirite? 💸💀 AND hold onto your iPhones, because the foldable iPhone is getting some *upgrades* 👀. You know, because literally nobody asked for a phone that does yoga 🧘‍♂️. Imagine taking a selfie, folding it in half, and it still looking like your ex dumped you—YIKES! 🤮 As our leaked developer friend, "Timmy AppleSeeds," said last week: "Why make a phone foldable when you can just fold the user's dignity instead? 🤥📱" And to top off this spicy gossip buffet, we've got MacBook Pro rumors swirling around like a TikTok dance challenge. Who needs regular laptops when we can have ones that are practically sentient? FR FR, you'll be asking it for relationship advice any day now. 💔🤖 So buckle up, fam! 🌌 Because if you thought Apple was gonna keep it chill, this is FINE-ness 101! 🔥💩 Get ready for a future filled with foldy phones and chunky chips, because it’s about to get WILD! 🚀💯 Prediction time: Within five years, Apple will release a product that’s literally just a piece of cardboard with an Apple sticker. Stonks will rise and we’ll all be like, “This is genius!” 🤷‍♂️💰🍏