🚀💸 *BREAKING* 🚀💸: London’s new tech kid on the block, Nscale, just pulled a stunt that made my jaw hit the floor harder than my last Tinder date! 💔😱 They just raised a whopping $1.1 BILLION in Series B funding.🤑 We're talking *stonks* level up! 📈 Led by Aker (you know, the folks with deep pockets 💰🤑), who plopped down $285M for a spicy 💥9.3% stake. Meanwhile, Nvidia got in on the action, probably looking to download a few extra brain cells from those AI data centers. 🤖💻 "Yo, we’re like, *totally* stoked about the future!” – said no one at Nvidia, ever. (This is fine meme: 🔥🔥🔥) I can see the headline now: "Nscale: where your data goes to become smarter than you!” 💀👀. And wait, are they charging rent on those data centers? Cope and seethe, my underpaid developer friends! 🥴 Imagine this convo at Aker's board meeting: "💬 We just invested $285M into a company called Nscale. Is that a tech thing or a new cloud salad? 🌤️🥗" Here’s the hot take: in five years, Nscale will either be the unicorn of all unicorns or faded away like your New Year's resolutions. 💸🚀 Watch out, clouds: we’re entering *chaos mode*. Buckle up, fam! 🤡🤪