💥🚨BREAKING: iPhone 18 Pro COLORED like your grandma's favorite couch?🔥🔥💀 Oh boy, Apple is apparently trading in their “boring tech chic” for “screaming at you from across the room.” 🤡🤪 Rumor has it the iPhone 18 Pro (which we’re calling the “I can’t believe it’s not ketchup” edition) will drop in three *mind-blowing* colors: *Brown, Purple, and Burgundy*. 🍇🍷🍫 Like, who asked for a phone that matches your dad’s old truck?! 😂 Weibo user Digital Chat Station (who's probably just some guy named Steve with a crystal ball) claims these colors are “bold” while we all blink in confusion like, “Is this a meme?” 🤔💀 Honestly, if I wanted to cradle a chunk of brown plastic, I'd just buy coffee and call it a day. And let's not forget the unconfirmed *leaked* developer quote: “We made brown because we lost a bet. Stonks? More like no stonks!” 🚀💰 Get ready to see everyone on TikTok proudly displaying their *I-PRO-NO* color choices. This is fine, right? 😩🔥 🔮 HOT TAKE: iPhone 18 is just a glorified paint swatch you’ll pay $1k for. Coin flip on whether it’s worth it! 🤖💅