🔥💥 GUESS WHAT, FAM? Google just dropped a bomb on us with GEMINI, their new voice assistant, and, uh, it’s coming to the Google TV Streamer this winter! ❄️📺 Hold onto your remotes, because this is the tech equivalent of watching paint dry—SNOOZE FEST ALERT 🚨😴 But wait, there's more! 🤡 According to "a source" (aka the guy in the break room, Jim), Google execs were overheard saying: "We wanted to show our ‘voice’ is as good as Siri, but she’s still the school bully." 😂💀 Now we can ask Gemini to play the latest Netflix show while it gives us existential dread! “Hey Gemini, what’s the meaning of life?” *crickets*… “This is fine.” 🤷‍♂️💔 Drake is pointing at your grandma's outdated smart TV like “how you gonna stream Christmas movies on THAT?” Stonks are going DOWN on Google stock because, like, who even watches TV anymore?! 📉🔥 🔥🌌 Predictions? In 2030, Gemini will take over the world and we’ll be asking it for relationship advice while we cry into our ice cream. That's right, ain't no cap! 🍼💔🚀 SO, WHO’S READY FOR A WINTER FULL OF *CRINGE* VOICE COMMANDS? SHARE THIS LIKE YOUR LIFE DEPENDS ON IT! 💰🤖