🚨🍕BREAKING NEWS: Deliveroo CEO Will Shu is stepping down faster than my motivation on a Monday morning! 🥴💔 That’s right, folks! Once DoorDash does their thing and gobbles up Deliveroo like a ravenous frat boy after a night out, Shu is OUT. Time to roll out the red carpet for DoorDash's takeover party on October 2! 🎉💰 But wait, there's more! 🤖💔 This isn't just a mundane business deal; it’s a full-on showdown between the UK and US food delivery titans! 🍔🥊 So 🦅🆚🐉—who's taking home the ultimate stonks? 🚀💵 Rumor has it, on a leaked Zoom call, Shu was like: “I’m just here trying to deliver hope, but DoorDash is serving me the pink slip.” 😂📉 Meanwhile, DoorDash execs be like: “This deal is 'chef’s kiss’ as long as we don’t trip on Deliveroo’s outdated app!” *insert Drake pointing meme here* 🔥👀 Here’s the wild prediction: IF Deliveroo’s riders start wearing DoorDash caps, the UK might just explode into a meme-fueled food delivery war! 🙃💥 So buckle up, fam! It’s about to get crunchy! 🍟💀 #ThisIsFine #FoodFight2023