🎶🐸 **BREAKING: Spotify Founder Daniel Ek Taking the Throne of Executive Chairman!** 🤹‍♂️💼 Listen up, #TechTwitter and meme lords! 😎 Spotify is pulling a CEO swap while we’re all vibing to our favorite bangers. In a plot twist that even Netflix couldn't script, Daniel Ek is handing over the mic in January 2026 (not a typo) to two dudes with über-technical titles you’d only find in a developer’s LinkedIn nightmare: Gustav Söderström, the CPTO, and Alex Norström, the CBO. 🤖💰 “Basically, we want to shake things up and see how many playlist algorithms can fail spectacularly before we go full-on ‘this is fine’ mode.” — An imaginary Spotify dev probably 🎤💔 But let’s be real, this is like trading your dad's vinyl for TikTok sound bites. WILL the music even *still* be playing by 2026? 📅💀 Say goodbye to your fave Spotify Wrapped moments while they’re off in galaxy brain territory figuring out how to monetize latte foam art. ☕️✨ So, what’s next? Space playlists? Music NFTs made of literal cheese? 🚀🧀 If they start a subscription service for breathing, we’re all doomed. 🔥💀 **Prediction: By 2030, Spotify will sell you a podcast subscription based on your Spotify Wrapped. For $100 per month💸, you get to hear the same 3 songs on repeat and a podcast about existential dread narrated by a robot. No cap!** 🤡🤖🔥 Share if you're just as unhinged as I am! 💥🎉