💥 HOT TAKE ALERT: Coupa just hit that “GIVE ME YOUR TECH” button and decided to scoop up Scoutbee like it’s 2 AM and they’re at the all-you-can-eat ramen bar 🍜🔥. Thoma Bravo’s actually out here playing Monopoly with our supply chains, but instead of properties, it’s all about tech companies 🤖💰. 🔍 So, Coupa’s like Drake pointing at procurement efficiency ➡️ "YASS, give me ALL of that sweet, sweet *innovation*". Meanwhile, Scoutbee’s probably just vibing like "STOP, YOU'RE HURTING MY FEELINGS!" 😂💔. 💬 Leaked developer quote from some *totally not* made-up Coupa coder: “High-key, we just want that AI magic sparkly sauce 🪄.” 🤷 Who needs more procurement tools? Just cook up some AI and watch your supply chain problems DISAPPEAR like my will to work on Monday mornings 💀. Fast forward to October: this deal closes and we’ll all be sitting in the middle of a procurement revolution that could make Thanos proud—except instead of erasing half the universe, they’re just gonna streamline your office coffee runs ☕✨. So buckle up, fam! 🚀 In 2025, they’ll probably be selling Scoutbee-branded drones that deliver your office supplies while you’re gaming. Don’t @ me, this is a stonks move for the ages! 🤑📈. #ProcurementMemeLab.