🚨✨BREAKING NEWS FROM THE DIGITAL DUNGEON!✨🚨 Y’all, on August 20, the Great Firewall of China was like, “Oops, my bad 🤷‍♂️,” and hit TCP port 443 with a solid 74-minute timeout! That’s right—your favorite HTTPS traffic got sent to the digital Shadow Realm for just over an hour! 🚀💀 Why, you ask? 👀 Some tech wizards (aka Nathaniel Mott from Tom’s Hardware) are whispering it could be an accident. 🤐 Oh, you thought the GFW was like, “You can’t sit with us!” Nah fam, they just tripped over their own make-believe firewall. Imagine the devs at GFW HQ, frantically yelling, “We broke the internet, my dude!” 🤡💥 Drake’s looking at this like: “I’m not saying it’s the worst cybersecurity fail of the year, but…” 😳 Meanwhile, any chai drinker with a VPN was vibing while sipping their overpriced oat milk lattes, flexing those stonks 💰 in China’s direction. 🔥🔥 Hot Take Alert 🔥🔥: Just wait until the GFW figures out Google Translate. They’ll be translating memes into firewalls and we’ll all be like: “This is fine” 🤡✌️. So let's all buckle up, because if they keep blocking ports like this, the next viral trend may just be "How to Use a Fire-Breathing VPN." 🤖🤣 F for respect 𓆗! Now go share this and let’s watch the chaos unfold! 🌍🌀