🚨💥 BREAKING NEWS: California just dropped the MOST chaotic deal since Thanos picked up the Infinity Gauntlet! 🤖💀 Gov. Gavin Newsom and his squad just served up a piping hot agreement with Uber and Lyft that lets drivers UNIONIZE while they’re still "independent contractors" which... is just a fancy way of saying “you're technically in charge, but also WE are" 🤡💼 Picture this: Uber and Lyft drivers, gathering like the Avengers, planning the ultimate coup while still doing their side hustles! 💪🔥 It's like getting a pizza with ALL the toppings, but then finding out it’s STILL frozen. ❄️🍕 Like, bro, can we talk about how demented this is? One lawmaker was ALLEGEDLY overheard saying, “This is like letting a cat into a room full of laser pointers. Exciting, chaotic, but someone might end up clawed!” 😾🚀 No cap, this is gonna have folks seething harder than a car stuck in traffic on a Friday night. And here’s the real kicker: I predict in 2024, Uber will launch “Uber UNION” where drivers receive ONE emoji to express their struggles! 😭➡️💰 (Let’s be real, only stonks will rise from this madness). Buckle up, it's gonna be a bumpy ride! 😂🔥 #ThisIsFine #GalacticBrain🧠💥