🚨💰BREAKING CHAOS ALERT: BlackRock just said, "What if we threw a party and bought ALL THE DATA CENTERS?" 🤡💀 That's right, fam! The financial behemoths at BlackRock's GIP are sliding into Aligned's DMs for a juicy $40 BILLION hand-off 🍕💸. They're like that friend who shows up at the party with WAY too much pizza, and you're just there, overwhelmed, screaming "What in the data center is happening?!?" 🤖🔥 So, what’s Aligned got going on, you ask? Oh, just flexing 78 data centers across North & South America like they’re the Boss Baby of tech 💪👶. Meanwhile, BlackRock’s GIP is over here ready to bless this deal like it’s the hottest NFT drop 🌌✨. And peep this leaked convo from a “source” (totally not my cat from the other room): 🐱: “Why are they offering SO much for data centers?” 🤖: “Did you see the stonk prices? It’s all about the cloud, baby!” So, brace yourselves, because if this deal goes through, the only thing more inflated than BlackRock’s ego will be the data storage market 🚀. 🔥HOT TAKE: In 2030, every human will have their own personal data center in the cloud—welcome to the metaverse living room, where your Wi-Fi signal will be stronger than your will to socialize. 💀📈 No cap. Share if you vibe!