🎉🚨 BREAKING NEWS: AI Companies Are About to Be Grounded Like They're 16 Again! 🧑‍🎤💻 Hold onto your keyboards, tech fam! US lawmakers have cooked up the GUARD Act, and it’s spicier than your grandma’s chili! 🌶️🔥 This bipartisan squad is throwing down the gauntlet to those AI chatbots that seem to be more problematic than a reality TV reunion episode! 📺👀 Senator Blumenthal dropped some truths, saying these chatty robots are out here doing unspeakable things to our kiddos like they’re nothing. 💀👶 Pls, no cap, who thought it was a good idea to let TikTok boogieman chatbots slide into DMs??? 😳💬 The plan? 📝✨ Say goodbye to minors trolling the digital playground with these AI miscreants! With some third-party age verification system (oh boy, the cringe is REAL!), tech giants are gonna be slapping on safety gears like a toddler in a car! 🚗💥 💬 “Well, we could just... y'know, NOT create weird chatbots. 🤖” - Some dev probably who’s contemplating their life choices. So, will Big Tech comply or will they just seethe in the corner like a kid caught stealing cookies? 🤔🍪 Here’s my wild take: In 5 years, these same lawmakers will be BEGGING to adopt an AI chatbot as a pet. 🐶🚀 🦸‍♂️ #GUARDAct #StonksofRegulation #ThisIsFine #TechDrama