🚨💸 ATTENTION TECH GEEKS! 🚨💸 Let’s talk about the latest from London (not the Harry Potter kind, unfortunately) - introducing Attio! 🎩✨ This CRM service is combining AI agents with humans (yeah, like in *every* sci-fi movie) to make magic happen. 💻🤝 They just raised a wild $52M in Series B funding led by GV. Stonks 🚀📈 or just peak corporate co-dependency? 🤔💀 With a whopping total of $116M raised, it looks like they’re playing a long game… but are we feeling cozy or is this all just stonks on a rollercoaster? 🤡🎢 What’s the tea? ☕️ These mad scientists are working on some next-gen *programmability* and *composability*. Sounds fancy! But fr fr, who are they trying to impress? 🤖✨ A developer with a caffeine addiction? "I just wanted to build a better CRM, but instead, I built my own existential crisis," a “leaked” dev quote claims. 😂🔍 So, what’s next? 👀🔮 I predict an *incoming* merger and acquisition with a company that manufactures AI-powered coffee makers. Because let’s face it, the real MVP here is caffeine. ☕️💥 If you’re not already laughing, are you even in tech? 🤷‍♂️ Time to share this meme chaos! 💥🔥