🚨🍏 BREAKING NEWS from the Tim Apple Kingdom 🍏🚨 So in today's episode of *9to5Mac Daily* 🎧, aka “The Most Exciting Podcast on Earth” - said no one ever - we’re diving into Apple’s alleged negotiations with Formula 1 🏎️💨. I guess when you're already selling overpriced fruit 🥴, why not throw in some high-speed cars for extra cringe? 👀 Leaked Developer Quote: “We were trying to negotiate with NASA, but they went 'no cap,' so here’s F1.” 🤖💀 Apple's saying, “We need to speed up those iPhone sales🚀!” Can I get a *Drake pointing* at those stock numbers? 📉📈 STONKS kinda vibe, am I right? If your phone doesn't come with racing stripes by 2026, was it even worth it? This is fine. 🔥 Also, BACKBLAZE 🥳 - that’s right, they’re saving us from losing our memes. Use code “9to5daily” or just accept that you'll never see that 2018 photoshoot of your dog again. 😢📸 In conclusion, let’s put on our galaxy brain caps 🤯 and pray for an Apple Car that can only drive you to overpriced cafes. My hot take? 💣 In 2026, Apple’s going to drop the iPhone 20 and it’s gonna be a literal fruit! 🍏📱 #AppleFruit2026 Like, share, and roast this chaos! ✌️🔥🚀