🔥💥 Hold onto your butts, tech fam! It's the 9to5Mac Daily, and we’re diving into the wild world of Apple like it's the next Marvel blockbuster! 🍏🚀👾 Okay, so first up, hold the phone (literally), because Apple just pulled an F1 deal outta thin air like it's the last slice of pizza at a coder's pizza party! 🍕💸😱 I mean, who the heck needs a racing deal when your users are already racing to return their overpriced earbuds? And what’s this? Rumors of a new MacBook? Pfft, more like “let's slap a new sticker on the last model and hope no one notices” edition! 🎨😉 *Leaked Developer Quote*: "We just threw the old MacBook in a blender and added a new paint job. The stonks will rise!" 💀💰 *Drake Pointing Meme*: Yes, Apple, we love being charged twice for a product you didn’t even innovate! #Based Also, be sure to check out Backblaze! It’s like having a life jacket in a tech swamp. 🛟 Use code “9to5daily” for 20% off, or just go for the free trial and live life on the edge! 🤡🔥 Hot take: In 2026, Apple's launching iPet Rock and charging $1K just for the cool factor! 👀💎 #CaffeineCodeCowboys #ThisIsFine