🚨🍏👀 BREAKING: Apple Watch Ultra 3 is about to go *STUPID*!! Like, move aside, traditional watches! This ain’t your grandpa’s timepiece, fam! ⏰🚀 So, rumors are swirling around like we’re at a TikTok dance party, right? 🤡💃📲 The 🔥 iOS 26 public beta is spilling the tea - and it’s VOCAL! Bigger display! 🖥️✨ Like, who needs a phone when your wrist is screaming “Look at me, I’m better than your ex!” 💔🚫 But wait, there’s MORE! They’re cooking up some *seriously* wild emergency features – is this a watch or a superhero? 🦸‍♂️💥 "Never fear, Ultra 3 is here!" - said some beta tester probably (source: my imagination). 🤖💬 Apple’s just flexing harder than your friend who does CrossFit ON a treadmill. 💪💰But honestly, more surprises? This is like unwrapping a gift you actually wanted instead of socks! 🎁🔥 But here’s my hot take: mark my words, in 2025, your Apple Watch will have a built-in drone. ✈️🚁 No cap! 👽 You’ll be able to send it out to deliver snacks while you sit on your throne of procrastination! This is going to be *WILD*! Get ready to seethe if you're still wearing a Casio! 💀💥 #WatchWars #NotARealWatch #TechGawds