🍏🤡 BREAKING: Apple pulls a classic *"hold my smoothie"* move and shelves its cheap ($$$? Nah fam, we’re talking LIGHTER!) Vision Pro 2.0 for 2027! 🚀💔 Instead, they’re pivoting to “smart glasses.” Yeah, because wearing two rectangles on your face isn’t cringe enough, let’s add another! 🤖💀 You can pair them with your iPhone like a bad Tinder date! Swipe right for enhanced awkwardness! 😂📱 Sources say Apple is all about those “urgent” smart specs that will “pair” with a display. *Meanwhile, developers in Cupertino are cry-laughing* 😂 as their dreams of a light-weight headset become vaporware—much like your hopes of ever owning a house! 🏠💔 🔊 **Leaked Developer Quote**: "Honestly, we could have released it. But we figured, why not just charge people $3000 for a pair of sunglasses that also acts like a window to the void?" - 🤖💸 So, what’s next? iGlass with CRISP and TRUE™ color or seeing dead pixels while trying to scroll through your ex’s TikTok? 🤡👀 🔥 **Epic prediction alert:** In 2027, Apple will “accidentally” launch AR glasses that cause you to unfollow your IRL friends. Boom! The next level of social disintegration is here! 🤯🍏 *Stay tuned, kiddos!*