🚨BREAKING NEWS: Anthropic is bringin' its AI shenanigans to India! 🤖 🌍 Get ready, Bangalore—Dario Amodei is rollin' in with a mission to slap some silicon into your tech scene by 2026! 💥✨ I can already see the memes brewing: Dario entering India like “Drake pointing” at the future employees who will be working at the *most lit* office dropping in the subcontinent. 🙌💸 You know what that means? Stonks are going UP! 📈💰 But hold up, fam! Is this not the absolute peak of corporate cringe? 🤡 Is Anthropic just trying to be that quirky friend that crashes the party? “Hey, we’re here to disrupt your life with AI!” Like, we ain't asked for this chaos, but sure! 😅 *Leaked Chat between Dario and his Dev Team:* Dario: “Guys, are we ready for this Indian expansion?” Dev Team: “Only if we can turn curry recipes into AI! 🍛” Dario: “Sounds based! Let’s make it happen!” In conclusion, mark your calendars—2026 is gonna be the year when we either all become AI aficionados or the robots take over and make us their interns. 🤯🔥 So buckle up, Bengaluru! You’re in for one wild ride! #ThisIsFine 😱💀