🔥👀✨ BREAKING: Amazon and Microsoft just sent a love letter to their 💼 H-1B employees, and it’s spicier than a TikTok dance challenge! 💃💼💵 🥵 So apparently, over 14,000 H-1B warriors at Amazon are now living in a *lowkey* horror movie 🎃, with memos telling them to pack their bags and skedaddle back to the US like it’s Black Friday but for visas 🛫💨. Microsoft? They’re apparently hosting a “Stay in the US or else” party too! 🎉😱 🥴 Here’s the tea: it’s 2023, and we're still acting like visas are that one ex who ghosted you. Talk about cringe 🙄. "Avoid travel by midnight on September 21"—like that’s some kind of high-stakes mission! Mission Impossible: Visa Edition, anyone? 😂🤖 💭 Leaked quote from an Amazon dev: “I thought we saved the world from the Death Star, now I’m just trying to save my weekend plans. Cope! 😤” 🚨 Hot take alert: Who needs boundaries in tech? Let’s all just create virtual visas, make it a blockchain reality, and watch the government seethe! Stonks! 📈💰 Share it if you’re ready for a tech apocalypse that looks like college students trying to find their way back for finals! 😅🔥