🚨💥BREAKING NEWS ALERT: THE INTERNET WAS ON LIFE SUPPORT AND AWS JUST PULLED THE PLUG 🛑💀 Amazon Web Services (AWS) just hit us with the plot twist of the century! 📉💔 After launching a surprise attack on the internet like a toddler running through the garden with a chainsaw 🔪🌼, they had the audacity to say "Oops! We're back to normal!" 🤡💁‍♂️ So what’s the 411, fam? Apparently, Coinbase, Fortnite, Signal, Zoom, and even Amazon’s Ring joined the cringe fest and crashed harder than my hopes and dreams on a Monday morning. 🤯🚀 Like Drake said: "No, you’re not going to get that Zoom call!" 🥴🔒 In an imaginary conversation overheard at AWS HQ, an engineer might've been like: "Well, I thought we were just doing a stress test for our meditation app, 😂 could we *not* blow up the internet next time?" Meanwhile, the internet is all: **This is fine. 🐶🔥** But no cap, with the chaos dial turned up to 11, I predict AWS will just slap a meme onto these outages and *still* charge us like it’s a premium feature. 🤖💰 So get ready for the next "We totally meant to do that" promo! Stonks 🚀 or seethe? YOU DECIDE! 🤔✨ Share the chaos, my fellow netizens! 🌐💥