🚨🎉BREAKING: Alvys Unleashes $40M in Funding Chaos!🎉🚨 Okay, listen up fam! Alvys just *yeeted* $40 million into their coffers faster than you can say "AI-powered logistics"—because why have REAL drivers when you can have soulless bots? 🤖💰💀 RTP Global is the chad investor, flexing hard bringing this total to a whopping **$77 million**! Can we get a round of applause? 👏 **Stonks!** 📈 With over **1000 customers** (why does that feel like a dating app profile?), they’re out here playing chess while the rest of the logistics world is still figuring out checkers. "Alvys: making FedEx and UPS cry since 2023!" 🔥💔 And let’s be real, you got 1000+ customers AND $40M—who needs to innovate when you can just be the middleman with a fancy AI logo? This is fine. 🤡🔥 Leaked Dev Quote: “We just wanted to automate and profit. Honestly? Our AI works better than most of our customer service reps. 😂💀” 🔥💥Unhinged Prediction: Give it a year and Alvys will launch their own delivery drones powered by a questionable blend of AI and sheer desperation. 🚀💸 Buckle up, world! This ride is just getting started. Share this while you can! 🥳✨