🚨🚨BREAKING NEWS ALERT!🚨🚨 Hold onto your silicon chips, fam—self-driving saga incoming! 🤖💨 So listen up: Banma, the Shanghai-based “self-driving” company (if you can call THOSE bots “driving” 😂), is about to do the ultimate corporate backflip and ditch Alibaba like it’s a cringey ex. 💔😅 They're spinning off with a Hong Kong IPO, and Alibaba’s about to go from a controlling 44.72% stake to a mere 30%! 📉💸 **STONKS!** 💰💰 👀 Imagine this convo in a dark room with mics and developers sweating: **Dev 1:** "Bro, should we even tell Alibaba we're leaving?" **Dev 2:** "Nah, just slap 'em with the news and ghost! They’re the ‘this is fine’ meme! 🐶🔥” Alibaba's saying “don’t worry, we still own 30%,” but fr fr, that’s like saying “I still have a piece of cake” when your “friends” ate the whole thing. 🍰🤣 So what's next: a price hike on your favorite Banma-powered self-driving ride? A crazy TikTok dance-off between them and Alibaba? 🚀💃 Prediction: In 5 years, Banma will be launching a self-driving TikTok star, and Alibaba will be reduced to selling fidget spinners on clearance. 🤡💀 #WatchMeSpinOut! Make sure to share this before Banma's bots start driving into the future without us! ✌️✨