🚨🧠 *BREAKING NEWS* 🚨: CoMind just pulled a *massive* glow-up in the funding game, raising a cool $60M from Plural, for a grand total of... *drumroll please*... $102.5M! 💸💸 *This is fine* as they aim to launch their non-invasive brain monitoring device by 2027. 😂👀 So, what’s cooking in this brainy kitchen? 🤔 Imagine a Lidar-inspired brain scanner! It’s like your brain is a Tesla, and CoMind's flipping the switch on "autopilot." 🤖⚡️ Meanwhile, I'm over here struggling to remember why I walked into the kitchen. *F for focus* 😩🪦 Leaked Developer Quote: “We’re basically making the ‘Alexas’ for your brain, but instead of ‘Hey Siri,’ it’s *‘Please stop scrolling TikTok and look at your life choices.’*” 💀📉 But let’s keep it real: 2027? That’s like a tech eternity 🕰️. By then, we’ll probably *all* have smart chips 🧬 in our heads like “Neuralink, who?” 🤷‍♂️🔥 *Hot Take*: In an ironic twist of fate, they’ll let you buy a brain scan with crypto. Because nothing says “I’m a responsible adult” like paying for brain wellness with meme coins. 🤑 *Stonks!* 🚀👽 Share if you think I’m onto something or just plain nuts! 🤡💥