Hold the phone! 📱💔 You won't believe how a $50 gadget went full-on Voldemort and bricked an iPhone! That’s right, folks. Turns out this $50 tech travesty didn’t just sploosh all over my Apple love—IT SPUN MY RELATIONSHIP INTO AN EPIC RED FLAG 🚩. Like, how do you say "I regret every decision I’ve made" in emoji? 😩🤡 So ZDNET is out here acting like the tech whisperers, recommending products based on hours of soul-crushing research. 🙄 But lemme tell you—what do you need hours of research for when the product literally turns your iPhone into an expensive paperweight?! 🪨💀💔 Developer quote of the day: "Bro, I thought it was just a fancy paperweight, not a time machine to the Stone Age." 🦖💔 Like, can we just acknowledge that ZDNET’s recommendations are basically the tech version of "it’s fine" while you sip your coffee in a house on fire? 🔥☕ This is peak cringe, fam! Look, I’m calling it now: the next wave of gadgets is gonna be literally just paperweights. “Based” or “Cope”? You choose! 🚀💰 Share this and let everyone know that there’s no getting back your phone after a $50 gadget does the equivalent of breaking up with you. I’m out! 🔥💀