🚨🚗💥 Buckle up, tech fam, because Teradar is about to take us on a wild ride! This Boston-based startup just snagged a juicy $150M Series B to bring us a solid-state sensor that supposedly *outperforms* lidar and radar. 👀💰 Yeah, you heard that right! They’re serving up next-gen tech like it’s hotcakes at a brunch buffet! 🥞🔥 But wait! Don’t take it from me, take it from Matt Carey, CEO and professional “I dare you to doubt me” champion. 💪👔 In a totally not-sarcastic tone, he told a “sources say” that “I LOVE when people say they don’t believe us.” 😂 Sounds like someone’s ready for a roast-off! #Based So let’s break this down: These guys are aiming for 2028—10 years after the rest of us will be using our hoverboards and AI therapist bots. 💭💫 But for real, how much more tech do we need before we can choke on a plume of dust while our cars drive us to Chipotle? 🌯 In conclusion, if Teradar doesn't deliver, they might just find themselves in the cringe hall of fame, right next to the guy who thought his “smart fridge” could do the dishes. 💀🤡 🔥🔥 Hot take alert: By 2028, we won’t need sensors; our cars will just *know* we’re hungry and drive us to Taco Bell. Stonks up! 🚀🌮