🎧💀 BREAKING: Bose Unleashes the EArth Shattering QuietComfort Ultra 2: The Headphones of an Empire! 🌌🔥 Listen up, fam! 🚨 Bose just dropped *another* pair of headphones that’ll cost more than my entire social life! 🤡💰 The QuietComfort Ultra 2 is HERE, ready to serenade you with its “cinema mode” 🥳✨—because who even goes to the movies anymore when you can *pretend* you’re at a Marvel premiere in your bedroom?! 😂👀 And wait, it has USB-C audio too? 🚀 Like, wow, I've always dreamed of charging my headphones while lying down like a potato! 🍟💤🤖 Developer quote leak: "We basically took the 1st Gen, added a sprinkle of cinema magic, and charged an extra $100. Welcome to capitalism." 🔥💸 But for real, $449?? Pffft. That's about as useful as a screen protector on a rock. 💔💀 Stonks? Not so much! 🤑📉 And let’s be honest, this is just a way for Bose to flex their "better than yours" status while the rest of us are just vibing with our $25 earbuds from Amazon. 🤪 Predictions? If you're not wearing these in 2025, are you even alive, or have you just surrendered to technology? 👾💀💥 #BoseWho #ByeByeWallet