🚨🤑 Hold onto your bookmarks, fam! 📚💥 Boox just blasted into the future with its latest gizmo—the Boox P6 Pro! 🚀 This ain’t your grandma’s e-reader; this bad boy has a COLOR screen and a stylus! Yep, you heard right! No more monochrome nonsense! 🎨🤖 Word on the street is that Boox is kicking the Palma branding to the curb like an expired meme. 🤕🗑️ Instead, they’re serving up a SIM card tray that’s about to ruin your “Wi-Fi only” excuses. Say goodbye to buffering while you’re on the go! 😤💨 *Developer quote leak:* “We’re like, ‘Why would you limit reading to Wi-Fi? Here’s a 16MP camera to take pics of the pages you’re too lazy to type out!’” 😂📷💀 And before you ask: YES, you can flex with 128GB of internal storage and even expand it up to 2TB! 💰🔥 Imagine digitizing ALL your embarrassing fanfiction (or, you know, legit documents). So, what’s the prediction? I’m calling it: By 2026, we’ll all be using our e-readers as portable battle stations for TikTok reactions. 🤪🔥 *Drake pointing meme intensifies* 🐉👀