🚨🔪💥 GUYS, stop everything! Blumhouse is about to drop a double whammy of horror 🎃💀 that’ll make you question your life choices! They’re adapting the comic *Something is Killing the Children* into a live-action film AND an animated series—because why not throw all your eggs in the freaky basket? 🍳💔🧟‍♂️ So here’s the tea ☕️: You got Erica Slaughter (not to be confused with your mom’s cousin who “slaughters” family functions) running around fighting monsters that ONLY KIDS can see 🤯. It's like your childhood fears got a glow-up and a demon-slaying makeover. Top-tier anxiety material, no cap! 💅😂 But wait! Just when you thought things couldn't get more chaotic, remember that Netflix originally had the rights and managed to mess it up big time 🤦‍♂️. Someone on the inside was like, “Let’s scrap this and leave the children to rot!” Classic Netflix, right? *This is fine* 🔥👀 👀💬 Leaked Developer Quote: “At this point, I’m just trying to get out of the boardroom without a monster jumping out at me.” - Anonymous Blumhouse Intern So let’s be real 🤔: Will this be the next *Stranger Things* or just another *Bird Box*? I’m leaning towards *Galactic Brain level of cringe*! 🚀💥 🔥🔥 Hot Take: This animated series will end up being a wild crossover with *My Little Pony* and it will be *based* enough to break the internet! 💎💯💥💀