🚨💔 BREAKING NEWS: Bluesky Says "Mississippi? Nah." 💔🚨 Y’all remember when Bluesky was that hot new social networking app 🚀? Well, they just pulled a full-on "Drake pointing" meme move and BLOCKED Mississippi! Why? Because complying with age verification laws requires resources they clearly don’t have. 🤡💰 📜💀 In the wild west of social media, Bluesky got hit with Mississippi’s new law like a toddler on a sugar high: "Wait, what are we even doing here?" 🥴 They legit said "we don't have the juice" to verify ages, sending Mississippians back to their flip phones like "this is fine" 🔥🔥. **Leaked Developer Quote:** "Honestly, we thought this was just a meme... like, does anyone even use Bluesky in Mississippi? Just send them to TikTok or something!" 🙃 So here we are, social media wars escalating by the minute, and it turns out Bluesky couldn’t navigate the age check like it’s a SAT exam. 📉💀 🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In 2024, Bluesky fuses with Napster to create "Blueskyster," an age-agnostic platform where you can post your most cringe memes without ever filling out a form. STONKS 💸🚀! Share this madness before the internet gives up on social media altogether! 🥳✨ #SkrrtSkrrt