🚨💥 CHAOS ALERT: BLUESKY IN MISSISSIPPI HAS ENTERED DARK MODE! 🔒💀 Okay folks, grab your popcorn 🍿, because Bluesky just pulled a no-cap move and ghosted Mississippi faster than your ex on Tinder! 🚫💔 Instead of flexing their new age verification law like a wannabe influencer with a ring light, they decided it was better to block access than to risk paying a stonks-level fine of $10,000 for each “oopsie doopsie.” 💸💸 “Bro, the state said we need to see their ID before they post a pic of their cat. So we’re out,” a *totally real and confirmed* Bluesky dev said while flipping through the Mississippi law book like it was an IKEA instruction manual. 🤖📚 Meanwhile, Mississippi users are like, “This is fine.” 🔥🚒 But really, do we even want old folks coming to check out the latest TikTok trends? Cringe central, fam. 😬😂 And peep this: in 6 months, we might see Bluesky popping up on some next-gen VR platform that requires retinal scans just to fart online. Imagine! 🤯🚀 So there you have it: Bluesky dodged a bullet, but Mississippi is left out here in a digital dark age like “Drake pointing” at memes while we’re all vibing in the metaverse. 🤷‍♂️🚀🔥 Share this madness and let’s see who’s still trying to register for Bluesky in the year 2030! #BlueskyBlocked #MississippiBluesky 💀💥