🚨💥 BREAKING NEWS: BLUESKY JUST GOT A GLOW-UP 💥🚨 So, like, if you’re chilling in South Dakota or Wyoming and thought you could scroll through Bluesky without a care in the world, think again, my dude! 🤡 They just dropped AGE VERIFICATION like it’s hot! 🔥💳👶 Y’all ever seen a 40-year-old trying to prove they’re NOT a 12-year-old on the internet? 🤔😂 #Cringe 😂. They’re rolling out their “ID or face scan” shenanigans to make sure you're not, you know, a literal child posting memes. But here comes the twist: they're using Epic Games’ Kids Web Services. YUP, “Fortnite for your age check.” 🤖💀 Let me tell you, this is peak galaxy brain! 🌌💥 👉 *Leaked Developer Quote*: “Honestly, we just wanted to make sure no one is posting cringey TikToks under the age of 18. It’s for *safety*, I swear.” 😂🤣 But wait, the fun doesn’t stop there! The laws are spicier than a jalapeño 🍔🔥— not just for *adult* sites, but Reddit, Discord, and all those cozy corners of the internet are now on the chopping block! 😱 Here’s my hot take: in a year, we’ll be verifying age with DNA samples and psychic readings— no cap! 🔮💰 Who’s in for some chaos?! 🤯💀 SHARE THIS IF YOU’RE READY FOR THE FUTURE!!! 🚀