💥🚨 BREAKING: Bluesky, the social media baby that no one asked for but we all kinda love, is playing nice with the age-verification laws in South Dakota and Wyoming! 🤠 But what’s the tea? 🍵 Let’s spill it!! 🦄 So, after ghosting Mississippi like that one friend who always bails on you, Bluesky decided that maybe *not* being a lawbreaker is a good look? I mean, who knew tech companies could get *ethical*?? 😳💀 Talk about a glow-up! This is the equivalent of Drake saying, “I’m not gonna skip town, it’s just a phase, bro.” 🤦‍♂️ **Developer Quote Leaked:** “Honestly, if we can avoid being canceled in every state, I’m all for it. Plus, I heard the stonks in Wyoming are 🔥.” But let’s be real, guys, this is *the* meme version of “this is fine” 🐶🔥. Because if Bluesky thinks legal compliance is the new trend, we can only assume they’re one TikTok dance away from becoming the next MySpace. 🤞💀 **Hot Take:** In 2025, Bluesky will announce it’s launching BC (Bluesky Compliance) and selling digital “age badges” for $50. I can hear the parents yelling already: “We’re just trying to protect the children!!!” 😂🤡 #AgesAreFake Share this chaos NOW or you’re literally missing out on the best meme tech news of the year! 🚀👾💰