🚨🧠 BREAKING CHAOS! BLUESKY AGE VERIFICATION IS HERE! 🚨👵👶 Okay, grab your popcorn 🍿 because we’re about to dive into the wildest episode of “How to Adult” brought to you by Bluesky! If you're chillin' in South Dakota or Wyoming, get ready to give your best "cheeky grin" to the camera because age verification is not just a suggestion, it’s a vibe now! 🔍🤳 Listen up! As the good ol' laws of these states demand, you’ll need to prove you're not a toddler trying to DM some *ahem* "adult" content. Bluesky is treating this like a quest on Fortnite: Choose your verification method: face scan, ID scan, or a VERY adult credit card—good luck! 💳😅 Meanwhile, Mississippi went dark like it's the season finale of a bad reality show because they CALL IT “harmful content” but we all know the REAL “harm” is being forced to show our faces to access memes. 🤡💀 Leaked Dev Quote: "We thought data privacy was important...until we saw the laws. Now it’s a full-on game of 'Guess Who?' but with your age." 😂 👻🔥 HOT TAKE: Soon, they’ll be rolling out face tattoos for verification! Kids will be like “Age? Who needs that when you can show off your supernova ink at the bar?” Stonks or cringe? You decide! 💰🚀 Share this insanity or you’ll be stuck in the “not verified” zone forever! 📲💔