🎬✨🎤 Hold onto your butts, meme-lords! Richard Linklater just dropped a cinematic Rorschach test called "Blue Moon" involving some serious star power but maybe not enough 🔥! It’s like he handed Andrew Scott a flamethrower while telling Ethan Hawke to be as “clowny” as possible — and BOY, did they deliver! 🤡🔥 This biopic about American songwriter Lorenz Hart features Margaret Qualley *and* Bobby Cannavale (who’s just here for the stonks 💰). But guess what? It’s more perplexing than a hot dog on a stick 🍭🤨. One reviewer reportedly said, "It's as if they forgot the plot while writing the script. Maybe they were too busy vibing on their astrology charts? 🌌" Meanwhile, Ethan Hawke is out here, doing his best to turn every line into an irreverent meme. Drake would be pointing and whispering, "This is a no from me, dawg." 🚫🎤 Leaked developer quote: “We wanted to create something that’s equally baffling and cringe. Kinda like my last Tinder date.” 🤔💔 Hot take: “Blue Moon” will be the number one film for the next decade — not because it’s good, but because we love watching trainwrecks 🚂💀. 2024 is the year we all collectively forget plot coherence exists. Buckle up, fam! 🤯🌌🔥