🚨🎉 HOLD UP, SQUAD! 🍕💵 Block just dropped a hot new feature hotter than your mom’s famous chili! Introducing *Square Bitcoin*—a BTC wallet that’ll let US-based SMBs turn 50% of their daily sales into Bitcoin! 💸🪙💀 What’s that? You could sell 10 cheeseburgers at your mom’s burger joint and convert half of those bucks—like magic✨—straight into Bitcoin with ZERO FEES. 🤯 No cap, that’s *basically* free money, fam! Imagine this convo in a cryptovacuum: **Developer:** “So, uh, what if we just made crypto payments EASY for merchants?” **Manager:** “Sounds cringe, but I’m listening.” **Developer:** “And, like, zero fees!” **Manager:** “Feed it to me raw!” 🤣 Get ready for those crispy transactions starting November 10th! 🤖 Prepare your wallets because if you ain’t stacking stonks in Bitcoin, you’re doing it WRONG! But wait, there's more! 🧠💥 Prediction alert: By 2024, we’ll see SMBs using BTC to pay for their coffee—get ready for “Ethereum Espresso” and "Litecoin Lattes" being served at your local hipster café! ☕🚀💰 This is fine... if you don't believe in cryptocurrency. 🔥💔 #SquareBitcoin #CryptoHysteria