🌌🎉👀 *BREAKING: Epic Black Hole Showdown—The Ultimate Intergalactic Stare-Off! 👀🎉🌌* Yo, did the universe just drop the most fire collab of 2023? 🔥 Scientists just snapped a radio pic of TWO supermassive black holes giving each other the ultimate side-eye through the lens of the retired Russian RadioAstron satellite. This ain’t your average Sunday brunch—this is space drama on a cosmic level! 💀🚀 Picture this: two black holes in a galactic cage match, staring each other down like they just swiped left on one another. 🥴 "Bro, I thought we agreed to be #BestiesNotEnemies!" said one black hole, while the other’s like, "Pfft, but my event horizon is **way** better!" 🤡💰 *cue the Drake meme* But seriously, who knew that the universe had such savage beef? 😱 No cap, I’m just waiting for the *Black Hole Fight Club* to trend on TikTok, with all the likes and views! 📸✨ 🔥💥 Hot take: If these black holes ever start a podcast, “Black Holes & Chill” is gonna break Spotify! Just remember, if you hear them scream, THIS IS FINE! 💀✨ Share this cosmic chaos, fam! The universe is out here giving us pure meme gold! 🤖💥 #BlackHoleBeef #Stonks