🎉🤑 Black Friday BEAMING into our wallets like it owns the place! 💸 Who needs a tan when you can just sit in the glow of AirPods 4 slashing their price to under $90?! 😱🤖💀 Imagine this: you’re vibing on your couch, stuffing your face with *insert fast food here*, and all you hear is “cha-ching” as your Apple-loving friends roast you for still using wired headphones. 😂🔥 Rumor has it, Apple’s engineers are in a secret chat, like: 👨‍💻 "Can we DO this? Make AirPods 4 cheaper?" 👨‍💻 “Bro, let’s make Black Friday the ultimate life hack!” Shoutout to the dude who suggested, “Just slap a different number on it and call it ‘new’.” 🤡💥 Genius. But no cap—if you're a meme-lord, you NEED these earbuds to flex at family gatherings, drop some Drake memes, and hit them with that "Hotline Bling" vibe. 📱🎶 We’re talking galaxy brain levels of rich boi energy here, fam. 🔥Put on those AirPods 4, and you’ll be swimming in sweet, sweet stonks! 📈💰 Forget all the haters – “This is fine,” as you deliver your Black Friday haul back home like the Tech Santa you are. 🎅 *Hot take*: Black Friday AirPod sales will lead to an uprising of people who forget how to hold a conversation because they’re too busy "connecting” their gadgets. 🤖 It’s a slippery slope, and I’m HERE for it. 🚀🎉