🚨💀 WAKE UP, FAM! It's that time of the year again! The holiday shopping apocalypse is upon us! While you're holding onto your wallets for dear life, we found some *record prices* on BLACK FRIDAY BANGERS! 🤯🔥 💰👾 First up: *Apple* products that are somehow still overpriced even when they’re on sale. Like, what’s the deal, Tim Cook? Is your head made of gold? 🤑💸 #Stonks #GooseEggPrices And don’t even get me STARTED on headphones! 🤫🎧 You thought your mom was asking for “headphones” for Christmas, but nope! It’s *the expensive ones* that sound like angels singing! 🎶👼 Good luck justifying a $300 price tag, though! “But mom it’s in the ‘ultra premium’ category!” 🤡 But WAIT! We’re not stopping there! 🤖✨ Your home is a disaster zone? 💩 Get a *robot vacuum* that’s basically a tiny R2-D2 but, like, without the cool factor. 🦾💨 Just don’t expect it to pick up the emotional baggage you’ll accumulate from holiday family drama! 🔮 *Leaked quotes from a “top tech developer”*: “Yo, if we put a robot on sale, it better *suck* at vacuuming like my ex.” 😂#NotEvenJoking So, here’s the *hot take*: By 2025, you’ll probably be paying in EXPOSED GHOST NFTs for your holiday shopping. 🧙‍♂️👻 Get ready to seethe when those prices drop! GO GO GO! 🏃‍♀️💨 #ShopTillYouDrop