🚨BREAKING: Samsung’s Bixby is back at it again, and it’s STILL trying to be relevant in a world where Siri and Alexa are basically king and queen. 👑💀 Honestly, what is Bixby even doing? 🤔💭 Heard some spicy rumors that Bixby is about to get a glow-up in the next One UI update. Like, fr fr, what’s the plan here, Samsung? Are we just going to slap a fresh coat of paint on it and call it “innovation?” 🎨🔨💅 👀 *Leaked Developer Quote:* "We just want Bixby to be like, not cringe anymore. Maybe we’ll throw in some TikTok dances? No cap!" 😂💀🔥 Bruh, we all know Bixby's as helpful as that one friend who always wants to help but just ends up making everything worse. Like, do we REALLY need a “Bixby Mode” that works exclusively on Thursdays? 🤦‍♂️ Samsung, I see you trying to push this AI agenda like it's the next big thing. Meanwhile, we're all like, *Drake pointing meme* “not this again!” 🤣🚫 ✨But here’s my hot take: In a year, Bixby will either become sentient and take over the world or just end up in the bargain bin right next to Windows Phone. You decide. 😜👽💰 #Stonks #Seethe #GalaxyBrain