🤡💰🚀 **BREAKING: BITFARMS HAS DECIDED TO DUMP BITCOIN LIKE IT’S LAST YEAR’S FIDGET SPINNER!** 🌀💀 Okay, stop what you’re doing! Bitfarms just looked at their Q3 earnings and was like “Oopsie, we lost $46 MILLION?! That’s a little awkward. Time to jump on the AI bandwagon! 🤖💥” I mean, these guys are pivoting harder than your ex after a breakup. 🥴💔 The original crypto kings 🤴👑 are now saying, “Nah, we’ll just be the data-mining henchmen for the AI overlords instead.” Like, talk about a glow-up… or should I say, a *glow-down*? 😬💔 💭 and here’s a leaked convo from the Bitfarms boardroom: **CEO**: “We’re winding down Bitcoin!” **Developer**: “So, we’re just gonna go full *AI* now? Bruh, that’s based!” **Investor**: “So, we’re crashing both crypto and AI? This is fine… I guess?” *Cue existential crisis: "Stonks?!"* 🔥 What’s next? Bitfarms opening a “Crypto to AI Conversion Center” where every mined Bitcoin gets you a free AI-generated cat meme? I’m calling it! 💥 Here's the *unhinged prediction*: Within 2 years, Bitfarms will launch an AI brothel – now accepting payment in meme tokens only! 😜💸 #FutureGoals #GetThatBread #NotKidding