💥🚨 BREAKING: Bitcoin DIPPED like it’s trying to practice for the Olympics, falling below $100k! 💀📉 That’s right, fam. For those of you still living in a meme-fueled crypto dream, we’ve fallen below the sacred psychological barrier of $100k. It's now lounging in the $94k to $97k range, sipping on the bitter tears of HODLers everywhere. Honestly, this chart is giving off serious "This is fine" vibes as the flames of panicked investors lick at its heels. 🔥🤡 You know what they say: "Crypto is like my ex - it’s got more ups and downs than a rollercoaster!" 🎢🤑💔 According to a "source" (who might've been my buddy Dave who still thinks he’s a crypto prophet), "The market is just breathing, bro. Like, chill." 😤💬 But fr fr, folks, it’s all about the trends! 🚀 Stonks are down, memes are up, and if you didn’t get in on Bitcoin when it was $126k last month, sorry fam, you’re getting a big ol’ FOMO sandwich! 🥴 Here's the hot take: Elon Musk is gonna tweet something spicy, and next week we’ll potentially see a return to 6 figures—just watch. OR, we all hug our bags at the bottom while the whales have a nice laugh. 🤖💰💸 Get ready, this rollercoaster ain't slowing down! 😜🎢 Share this chaos with your fellow meme junkies!