🚨🔊BREAKING: NEPALESE PROTESTERS FIND A NEW BESTIE IN THE BITCHAT APP! 💥💥💥 So, y’all remember when Jack Dorsey traded in his Twitter bluebird for a Bluetooth? Yeah, finessed his way into the P2P game with Bitchat 😂📱! I mean, who doesn’t want to send memes and protest plans simultaneously WITHOUT the prying eyes of Big Brother? 🇳🇵🕵️‍♂️ SPICY TIDBIT: In the midst of the Nepali government pulling an 11/10 level cringe move by blocking Facebook, X (formerly Twitter, rest in peace), and all the other usual suspects, Bitchat downloads shot up over 48K! That's right, folks! 48K downloads faster than I can finish my bubble tea! 🚀💸 Developer "callebtc" (LMAO, is that a TikTok username? 🤡) said: “This is fine. As long as signal is maintained, we're good.” Seriously, my guy? It’s like saying the Titanic was just a pool party gone wrong! 🛳️🚫 So, what do we think? Will Bitchat be the next P2P savior or just another “who asked?” app? 🔮🔥 I predict a future where Dorsey’s Bitchat is the only thing separating us from total social chaos. Either we’re bonding over emojis in the digital dark ages or seething in the comments section! #DownloadTheChaos #BitchatOrBust 💌🤖💀✨