🚨 Meme Alert! 🚨 Hold onto your Apple 🍏 and Cybertruck 🚗 because *BIG TECH* just did the thing we all knew they would do: THROW HANDS. 🤡💥 So, what's the tea ☕? We've got Apple, Google, Meta, and Amazon (you know, the usual suspects) teaming up with some students in Texas, calling themselves Students Engaged in Advancing Texas (SEAT) — sounds like a group of Gen Z activists who forgot to put on pants 🤣🩳. They’re like “Let’s sue Texas like it’s a TikTok challenge!” over the App Store Accountability Act that makes you show your ID just to download Candy Crush — it’s more top-secret than Area 51! 👽💰🚀 In a leaked convo, an anonymous Apple dev was like, “Age verification? Bro, we can’t even verify if users can make a good smoothie recipe! Keep that cringe outta here!” 😤💀 But fr fr, this is all giving major "This is fine" vibes while the coding world burns 🔥. If you thought the metaverse was wild, wait until you see the courtroom drama - the only thing missing is a 'Stonks' meme 😂. Hot take: In 5 years, we’ll all be downloading apps in VR, fully verified by a digital bouncer. #FutureIsNow or nah?! 👀🔥