🚨💼BREAKING: Amazon, Google, and Microsoft just dropped a bomb that’s spicier than a TikTok dance challenge! 💃🔥 ATTENTION ALL H-1B visa holders! Your bosses are NOT playing! They’ve sent out memos screaming “Get your butts back to the US, or you’re gonna have to pay a FEE BIGGER than your wage!” 💰💀 No cap, they’re rolling out travel restrictions faster than you can say “This is fine” while sipping your $7 Starbucks latte ☕️🚀! Just imagine the convo in the break room: **Mike from Google:** “Memos got leaked! Should we send a rescue mission?” **Rachel from Amazon:** “Nah, just check if they have their return flights! 🤡” But like, can we talk about the *drama*? Anxiety levels are through the roof, and these companies are treating their employees like a game of musical chairs! 🎶 Oh, you thought it was safe to take a vacation? 🤔 Think again, fam. They straight up said, “Stay put or risk a reentry drama that’d make even the Kardashians blush!” 😂💔 **Hot take incoming:** With the way this drama is unfolding, I predict H-1B visa workers will be forced to declare themselves as essential workers or they'll just end up living in a tent next to their office! 🌌🚨 So yeah, stocks in tent companies? STONKS. 🏕️📈 💀💼 GO HOME OR STAY PUT? The real question is, why not just move to Canada? #VisaLife Ain’t Easy!