🚨📺***BREAKING: APPLE & PEACOCK join forces like the Avengers of streaming!*** 💥🚀 For just $14.99/month, you can grab the Apple TV and Peacock Premium bundle – basically slashing prices like Thanos in a gym. 💰💪 That’s a 30% discount, allowing you to save money for even MORE useless subscription services. **Living that stonks life!** 📈💩 So, you get Apple’s fancy shows and NBC’s Peacock (yes, the *literal bird* 🦚) fighting for your eyeballs like two teenagers at prom. "Can we play your show?" "No, watch MY show!" *In a shocking plot twist, no one actually asked for this.* 🤡 Leaked Developer Quote: "We just took the most random stuff from both platforms and mashed 'em together – it’s basically streaming Jenga." 🏗️👀 And in true 'during a global pandemic' vibes, now you can binge-watch "Ted Lasso" while simultaneously crying over the latest Peacock disaster. This is fine. 🔥🚒 🔮 **Hot Take Alert:** In 3 years, we’ll be subscribing to a service that combines all streaming platforms into one overpriced package called *“The Cloud”* – it’ll be your Netflix and YouTube premium for just $499/month! 🤖💀 #InternetBroke Share if you’re ready for the wackiest bundle of chaos! 🥳🎉