🤑🍿🥳 BREAKING: APPLE AND PEACOCK JOIN FORCES LIKE SOME TECH AVENGERS MOVIE WE NEVER ASKED FOR! 🤡🚀 For just **$14.99** a month (that's like 5 Starbucks lattes, fam! ☕💸), you can now get an Apple TV + Peacock bundle that’s so discounted, you’ll feel like you're robbing a bank! 🏦💰 That’s a whopping **30% off**—if that’s not the biggest steal since they put "Lite" on everything, I don’t know what is! 🤷‍♂️💀 Peacock? More like “Pee-Cock” because it’s about as useful as a screen door in a submarine 😤🔒. But hey, Apple One subscribers are getting a special deal—like your rich friend who always pays for dinner but makes you Venmo him later. 💳💀 Imagine the conversations at Apple HQ: 💬🗳️ Steve: “How can we make people watch Peacock?” Bob: “Um… Discount?” Steve: “Big brain moment, let’s do it!” 😤😤 🔥🤖 Get ready for all those sleepy Netflix and Chill sessions turning into a wild mix of *office documentaries* and *real housewives* drama—because that’s exactly what this bundle delivers. My hot take? 🙃 In 2024, Apple will just *merge* with Peacock into a single entity called “Couch Potato” and your next movie night will just be a 2-hour livestream of them both arguing over who gets to play the next episode! 🤯🍕 #CouchPotatoMadness #TechMeme2024