🚨🚨 BREAKING: Netflix + Spotify = The Unholy Alliance of Podcast Doom! 🚨🚨 Listen up, fam! 🤡💀 You won’t believe what these two giants are cooking up! In early 2026, Netflix is like, “Hey boo, wanna watch people talk instead of actual shows?” and Spotify’s all, “Sure, but can we make it cringe?” So now you can watch video podcasts on Netflix, because seeing people chat is *definitely* how we want to spend our precious Netflix time. 🎤📺💩 Just when you thought you couldn’t add another thing to your ‘Never-Ending List of Shit to Watch’… SURPRISE! 😵‍💫 Just imagine scrolling through Netflix while your brain slowly melts like that meme from the ‘This Is Fine’ dog. 🔥🐕 But hold on, let’s not forget the time Netflix announced “interactive storytelling” and we all wanted to die a little. Cue the imaginary developer: "Honestly, I’m just trying to find a way to get paid to stare at my ex’s podcast face while eating popcorn. Stonks, baby!" 💰🤖 Y’all ready for the ultimate prediction? By 2027, they’ll start putting ads in *your thoughts* while you’re dreaming. Wearable tech that implants a Spotify podcast directly into your brain while you snooze? This is not a drill! 🤯💥💻 FR FR, get ready to have your consciousness invaded — that’s the real uncut future! #PodcastInception #CopeAndSeethe 🤯🚀✨